Kim Kardashian Says Reality Shows To Go On For Years

What Has The World Done To Deserve This

The Kardashian Christmas Card...looks nothing like Christmas! And why is Kourtney's butt bigger than her baby all of a sudden. Uh, check out milk dud in the back posing like he is in GQ (milk dud = bald black guy).

Attention seeker Kim Kardashian stated this week that her reality shows featuring members of her family could go on for years. Not if I have anything to do with it. To continue to inflict these terrible reality shows on the nation and the world is cruel and unusual punishment, forbidden by the Constitution and as such should be branded a form of torture.

Kim Kardashian looking not so amused after the public turned on her for dumping her husband after 72-days of marriage. For those of you that do not know the expression a person gets when a sinister plan blows up in their face, Kim is sporting that look right now.

I have a better idea. Here's my idea for a new reality show: gather all the stars from irritating reality shows and drop them in a pit of alligators or tank of sharks and whoever survives...gets electrocuted. You have to cover all your bases. Too violent? Okay, in stead of a pit of alligators, how about a cauldron of crocodiles (after the first bite the animals would die of silicone poisoning).

Whoopi Goldberg Farted On "The View" Talk Show Stunning Guest (Video)

Actress and comedian, Whoopi Goldberg, farted on live TV this morning, scaring half of America and guest Claire Danes. The interview was progressing smoothly, with no tension in the air, pardon the pun and Goldberg let out a loud one that stunned fellow panelists and actress Danes. The segment was a gas.

Salma Hayek Eats The Pavement While Trying To Pose For The Paparazzi

Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas (Photo Credit: Barcroft/Abaco)

Hollywood actress Sama Hayek was trying to look cute while leaving her apartment in New York, but things didn't go according to plan. You see, while Hayek was posing for the paparazzi, it appears the pavement kicked her and she went down for the count, holding a door frame for dear life, while nearly taking her little daughter to the ground with her.

Hayek's daughter didn't miss a beat though and gave her mom that "I told you not to wear those shoes" look. And look at actor Antonio Banderas in the back simply not giving a hoot. I don't blame him. If someone I knew took an embarrassing dive like that, I'd pretend I didn't know them either.