He Is Potentially The Biggest Gas Guzzler In The Nation Sucking Up More Gas Than Mylanta
President Barack Obama: I don't fly that high
President Barack Obama has been lecturing and "mocking" political opponents and Americans in general, on the ills of modes of transportation that are "gas guzzlers" labeling such folks "Flat Earthers" (the only thing "flat" is your jump shot). This is ironic, as President Obama uses more gas than the average American, courtesy of Air Force One and the presidential limo. That's right, I'm going there tonight with this article and it's partly due to the fact I have PMS and somebody is going to pay for that!
Air Force One is a beautiful aircraft, but nonetheless, it is a gas guzzler
Now, I'm not knocking Obama for flying in Air Force One, as it is a sweet aircraft that keeps the Commander-in-Chief, Gas-Guzzler-In-Chief safe, but to lecture everyone else on "gas guzzlers" where you suck up more gas than two hundred Americans on a commercial airliner, is, how do I put it, hypocritical.
The Beast
Moving on to Obama's favorite mode of land transportation, the presidential limo, which he dubbed "the Beast." Before I begin, why did he name it "The Beast." Not to get technical, but theologically speaking, "the Beast" is the name of the anti-Christ/Satan in the Bible. But I digress. The last I checked, "the Beast" was not an electric or wind up car. My point, while President Obama dangerously drives up the price of gas, fulfilling a campaign threat to wean Americans off oil (the hard way) he is using enough gas for a few hundred people.
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President Obama Calls Oil Drilling Advocates “Flat Earthers”
March 18, 2012 09:40 AM EDT - In yet another instance of President Obama mocking republicans, he calls those who do not support yet more failed green stimulus in favour of drilling for domestic oil "Flat Earthers". During a speech at a college in Maryland, Obama said, "We've heard this kind of thinking before. Let me tell you something. If some of these folks were around when Columbus set sail, they must have been founding members of the Flat Earth Society," he continues, "...I guess they like gas guzzlers. They think that's good for our future. We're trying to move towards the future, they want to be stuck in the past!"
It is not about gas prices, it is about incentivizing people by removing their choices. If gas prices are too high, they actually work to the benefit of this mentality.
