A Cop Files Police Complaint Against His Girlfriend For Beating Him With A Justin Bieber Doll

Assault By Bieber Doll

I will take this microphone and shove it right up your butt!

You just can't make this stuff up. A police officer in Denver, Colorado named Michael Nuanes Jr., filled out a police report and had his girlfriend arrested for...wait for it...beating him with a Justin Bieber doll during a fight.

The question is, was it his doll or hers (LOL). The cop claims the doll injured his foot during the beating and "it hurt." It takes a strong man secure in his sexuality to admit something like that (okay, no it doesn't). Keep it up and the other cops are going to revoke your badge and membership card to Dunkin Donuts over these Bieber doll admissions.

Justin Bieber

Another thing - exactly what do they make those Bieber dolls with that they can injure a cop's foot. Where's "60 Minutes" when you need them for an investigation.

Side Bar: If I were a man (you know, like Madonna) and a cop, I wouldn't even admit the injury occurred via a Bieber doll beating. I'd say something macho like the bruise happened while lifting a 1,000 pound weight at the gym, during the 50th rep.

Side Bar 2: the officer deserved to be arrested for beating his girlfriend (he allegedly pulled her hair out and punched her in the ribs, among other things). If I were her, I wouldn't have beaten him with a Justin Bieber doll...I'd have beaten him with the real Justin Bieber.

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Cop: Girlfriend Attacked Me With Justin Bieber Doll

POSTED: 9:42 pm MDT March 11, 2012 - Officer Michael Nuanes, Jr., 37, said that his girlfriend hurled a Barbie-sized Justin Bieber doll at him, injuring his foot. He also accused the girlfriend of kicking him, biting his finger and choking him, according to an Adams County sheriff detective's sworn statement supporting an arrest warrant.

"Michael Nuanes stated that (his girlfriend) had thrown a 'Barbie Doll' at him, which bruised his foot and (said) that it hurt," the affidavit said. "Nuanes pointed out a 'Justin Bieber' doll, which was the item used to injure him."

The 42-year-old girlfriend accused Nuanes of pulling her hair out and punching her in the ribs, the affidavit said. The girlfriend also said that Nuanes kicked in the locked door of a bathroom where she had taken refuge and then he hit her over the head and back with part of the broken door.

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Chris Brown Takes Karrueche Tran Out In His Lamborghini Flaunting Her In Rihanna's Face

Chris Brown and one of his girlfriends Karrueche Tran. Brown to Rihanna: take that!

Chris Brown's plan of making faux singer girlfriend Rihanna as jealous as possible is working. This week, Brown, who is a convicted felon, stemming from a 2009 incident where he beat Rihanna bloody is his Lamborghini after a Grammy party, took Tran out to a club in Los Angeles. When they exited the club, Brown made a point of flaunting a smiling Tran in front of the paparazzi, before driving her around in his Lamborghini, whose finish has been desecrated.

Brown and Tran rubbing it in Rihanna's fivehead face (Photo Credit: Splash)

The photos of Tran and Brown in the vehicle, where reminiscent of him and Rihanna in the same motor car make three years earlier. This will get under Rihanna's skin. She's already been suffering from diarrhea on Twitter, issuing disgraceful, low class racial slurs and insults against Tran. This one is going to make her blood boil, but she is unwise for pinning after a boyfriend that beat her so badly and continues to have outbursts against women.

Chris Brown and Rihanna (2009)

For further reference see Brown becoming enraged with a female cancer survivor at the show "Good Morning America" for asking him pertinent questions he did not wish to answer, prompting him to irrationally throw a chair through the window of the studio and onto the busy street, where it could have injured someone. Also see Brown angrily cursing at and snatching a $500 iPhone from an innocent bystander, who simply tried to lawfully take his picture on a public street.

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After news and photos hit the web of Chris Brown leaving a Miami night club with two blondes to have sex with them, girlfriend Rihanna was pictured out in public looking sad and depressed. The two publicly reconciled after years of sneaking around for sex in violation of a restraining order she later dropped, stemming from Brown infamously beating her in a terrible way after a 2009 Grammy party.

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Brown has been chasing women all over the place, behind Rihanna's back, while pledging he has been faithful. He promised her he would drop girlfriend Karrueche (*Kawasaki). However, Brown is still having sex with several women behind Rihanna's back, while the public blasts her for publicly taking him back.

Karrueche Tran

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Chris Brown leaving the club with two women

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Yeardley Love

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Rihanna

Singers Chris Brown and Rihanna have publicly reunited, after three years of privately cheating on their partners to be together, due to a court order that instructed they stay apart, because of serious domestic violence issues. Brown infamously beat the black off Rihanna, after she hit him, whilst leaving a Grammy party. He snapped and began choking her unconscious. The Grammy Awards have a problem, considering Whitney Houston also died getting ready for an event associated with it this year.

Chris Brown

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Josie Harris

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