A Comedic Look At Peyton Manning Considering Denver Over Miami For His Next Career Move In Football

Some tough choices for Peyton Manning

Well, well, well! Stellar football quarterback, Peyton Manning, is considering a move to Denver over Miami. He was in Florida recently and also made his way to Denver, Colorado. The Judiciary Report was not amused with his trip to Denver, as the Dolphins in Miami would be a great choice for him, as opposed to the Broncos.

To the people of Denver reading this website, look away now, because this could get ugly! Peyton, let me talk to you for a second. Why are you thinking about picking snow over picking oranges (not a word out of the New Yorkers reading the site - zip it). Let's compare shall we:

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

To the people of Denver, Colorado, I'm just joking. Note to self: hire security when visiting Denver.

Footballer Chad Ochocinco Johnson And Basketball Wives' Evelyn Lozada Get Their Own Reality Show

Chad Johnson and Evelyn Lozada

Just when you thought it was safe to watch television again. It has been announced, VH-1 is giving Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson and his fiancée, Evelyn Lozada, their own reality show. It is a spin off of "Basketball Wives" which the two appeared on in past seasons. The title of the show is allegedly "Ocho & Ev."

Personally, I don't care for the title of the show, because I prefer my title for the couple Milkdud and Evelyncita. "Milkdud" which is a cute nickname for bald black men and adding "cita" to the end of Evelyn's last name, because it has a nice Spanish flare. However, my title Milkdud and Evelyncita is just not that catchy.

Side Bar: real talk, for those two to make it in a marriage, Ochocinco will have to check his wandering eye at the door. Infidelity will damage any relationship.

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Have You Guys Heard Gifted Athlete Tim Tebow Sing? (Video)

A Nice Video Of Footballer Tim Tebow Singing

While watching an interview with talented Christian athlete, Tim Tebow, which featured him singing "Awesome God" for a few seconds, the Judiciary Report came to the following conclusion. As much as the site loves the Tebow, boo boo you can't sing (LOL). However, since you are singing about Jesus, the Judiciary Report will give you a pass, mostly because a.) I'm a Christian and b.) I don't want to get struck by lightning. Just teasing. Your voice isn't bad. It just isn't that great either (teasing again).

Tim Tebow

In other news, a recent poll indicated Tim Tebow would beat President Obama, Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum if he ran for office. In response to the poll, Tebow said he would be interested in a career in politics after football. I'd vote for you. I hope things go well for you in your life and career. God bless you.