A Comedic Look At Peyton Manning Considering Denver Over Miami For His Next Career Move In Football

Some tough choices for Peyton Manning

Well, well, well! Stellar football quarterback, Peyton Manning, is considering a move to Denver over Miami. He was in Florida recently and also made his way to Denver, Colorado. The Judiciary Report was not amused with his trip to Denver, as the Dolphins in Miami would be a great choice for him, as opposed to the Broncos.

To the people of Denver reading this website, look away now, because this could get ugly! Peyton, let me talk to you for a second. Why are you thinking about picking snow over picking oranges (not a word out of the New Yorkers reading the site - zip it). Let's compare shall we:

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

To the people of Denver, Colorado, I'm just joking. Note to self: hire security when visiting Denver.

Funny Photos Of The Obamas That May Indicate Something About Their Sex Life

President Barack Obama

As many of you know, there's only 8-months left until the 2012 Presidential Election in the United States. Due to this fact, President Obama has been burning the midnight oil, feverishly trying to turn the U.S. economy around, to impress voters, as he wants a second term in office.

First Lady Michelle Obama

In viewing some recently taken photographs of the Obamas at a state function, which some sites are implying reveal discord between the First Couple, the Judiciary Report, being the kind and considerate website it is, decided to put some comedic captions on the photos, where the president looks tired and his wife annoyed. Has Obama been neglecting his husbandly duties in favor of working on the economy.

Obama: not tonight Michelle, I have a headache!

Michelle Obama: you better take an Aspirin if you know what's good for you!

Obama: I have taken the Aspirin, dear!

Vice President Joe Biden: don't look at me. I don't have anything to do with this!

When Embarrassing Family Photos Strike

Some people have warm, loving families. While others have members that push you down a slide face first. The people at Awkward Family Photos have compiled a few odd family photos that will make you feel normal about your own. You're welcome.

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Hillary Clinton Has Been Wearing Frau Fashions

But Who's Her Doctor Evil

Hillary Clinton

U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, who is also the wife of former President Bill Clinton, has been wearing fashion similar to the movie character Frau from the "Austin Powers" film series. Bisexual Clinton has always worn androgynous fashions.

Frau

However, Clinton has gone all the way with her latest look, sure to scare world diplomats into submission and fashion fright on sight. Look how square the outfit looks and she probably isn't wearing shoulder pads. It's all apart of her intimidation plot (LOL).