A Comedic Look At Peyton Manning Considering Denver Over Miami For His Next Career Move In Football

Some tough choices for Peyton Manning

Well, well, well! Stellar football quarterback, Peyton Manning, is considering a move to Denver over Miami. He was in Florida recently and also made his way to Denver, Colorado. The Judiciary Report was not amused with his trip to Denver, as the Dolphins in Miami would be a great choice for him, as opposed to the Broncos.

To the people of Denver reading this website, look away now, because this could get ugly! Peyton, let me talk to you for a second. Why are you thinking about picking snow over picking oranges (not a word out of the New Yorkers reading the site - zip it). Let's compare shall we:

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

To the people of Denver, Colorado, I'm just joking. Note to self: hire security when visiting Denver.

Angelina Jolie Being Teased On TV And Online For Her Appearance At The Oscars

The Stick Leg Strikes

Angelina Jolie

Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie is being teased for her appearance at the Oscars. She appeared anorexic and kept oddly sticking her leg out, wanting it to show through the split of her gown. Either she was on something, broke her hip or was trying to trip someone. Maybe she was trying to finish off Jennifer Aniston if she walked by. Who knows.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Even Spanish channels were talking about Jolie at the Oscars, but not quite how she wanted. I was clicking through channels when I saw an image of Jolie at the Oscars and all I heard was a Univsion presenter say in Spanish, "Flaca haha." Flaca is Spanish for skinny or scrawny.

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