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Jumat, 16 Maret 2012

A Comedic Look At Peyton Manning Considering Denver Over Miami For His Next Career Move In Football

Some tough choices for Peyton Manning

Well, well, well! Stellar football quarterback, Peyton Manning, is considering a move to Denver over Miami. He was in Florida recently and also made his way to Denver, Colorado. The Judiciary Report was not amused with his trip to Denver, as the Dolphins in Miami would be a great choice for him, as opposed to the Broncos.

To the people of Denver reading this website, look away now, because this could get ugly! Peyton, let me talk to you for a second. Why are you thinking about picking snow over picking oranges (not a word out of the New Yorkers reading the site - zip it). Let's compare shall we:

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

To the people of Denver, Colorado, I'm just joking. Note to self: hire security when visiting Denver.

Senin, 12 Maret 2012

Funny Photos Of The Obamas That May Indicate Something About Their Sex Life

President Barack Obama

As many of you know, there's only 8-months left until the 2012 Presidential Election in the United States. Due to this fact, President Obama has been burning the midnight oil, feverishly trying to turn the U.S. economy around, to impress voters, as he wants a second term in office.

First Lady Michelle Obama

In viewing some recently taken photographs of the Obamas at a state function, which some sites are implying reveal discord between the First Couple, the Judiciary Report, being the kind and considerate website it is, decided to put some comedic captions on the photos, where the president looks tired and his wife annoyed. Has Obama been neglecting his husbandly duties in favor of working on the economy.

Obama: not tonight Michelle, I have a headache!

Michelle Obama: you better take an Aspirin if you know what's good for you!

Obama: I have taken the Aspirin, dear!

Vice President Joe Biden: don't look at me. I don't have anything to do with this!

Kamis, 08 Maret 2012

When Embarrassing Family Photos Strike

Some people have warm, loving families. While others have members that push you down a slide face first. The people at Awkward Family Photos have compiled a few odd family photos that will make you feel normal about your own. You're welcome.

STORY SOURCE

http://www.essentialkids.com.au

Kamis, 01 Maret 2012

Movie Review: Diary Of A Wimpy Kids - Rodrick Rules

Title: Diary Of A Wimpy Kids - Rodrick Rules

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: February 29, 2012

Rating: PG

Running time: 100 minutes

Box Office Gross: $72,417,394

Site Rating: 6 out of 10 stars

2011's "Diary Of A Wimpy Kid - Rodrick Rules" is the sequel to 2010's "Diary Of A Wimpy Kid." This funny comedy again follows hapless middle school student Greg, his contentious family and unassuming best friend Rowley. As it is a new school year, Greg believes he will become one of the kids everyone likes and the prettiest girl in school will fall in love with him. Well, he's wrong - at least partly so...

For the rest of this review please click: http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/diary_of_a_wimpy_kid_2.htm

Rabu, 07 Desember 2011

Even Country Music Is Mocking The Kardashians

The Kardashian Backlash Continues

Kristin Chenoweth

Broadway actress and singer, Kristin Chenoweth, hosted the American Country Awards and did a funny parody of reality star Kim Kardashian's silicone infused behind that made headlines. Petite Chenoweth mocked Kardashian's ample rear in a comedy skit that left people online laughing.

The Kardashians have fallen out of favor with the public, after selfish Kim, married then divorced basketball player, Kris Humphries within 72-days, after cashing a big set of paychecks totaling $20,000,000 for the farce of a wedding. That $20,000,000 will not buy back her name with the public and will negatively impact future financial prospects. People are genuinely tired of the family and only paying attention to them at times as a train wreck, where they were once actually liked.

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